- The Politically Incorrect Guide to Darwinism and Intelligent Design, by Jonathan Wells. Indexed, with notes, 273 pages. Washington: Regnery Publishing, Inc., 2006.
- The Politically Incorrect Guide to Science, by Tom Bethell. Indexed, with notes, 270 pages. Washington: Regnery Publishing, Inc., 2005.
- The Politically Incorrect Guide to Global Warming and Environmentalism by Christopher C. Horner. Indexed, with notes, 350 pages. Washington: Regnery Publishing, Inc., 2007.
When my wife and I were discussing philosophy a few weeks ago, she made an interesting point. She recalled that a professor of hers at Drake once said something to the effect of this: "Don't approach a text as the enemy. Approach it as though the author, who has studied and researched the topic about which he (or she) is writing, and sometimes has been for decades, is absolutely in possession of all of the facts on the subject. Approach the text sympathetically, not combatively. Then, when you're read and worked to read from the author's point of view, you will be in that much better a position to critique the work, because you have already considered that everything that the author says might well be correct."
This "devil's advocate" view of reading, I thought, would be particularly useful in reference to a task that I had assigned to myself. I planned to read several of the Politically Incorrect Guides and see what they had to say on three sets of topics about which I have some background and knowledge: their guides to Science, Global Warming and Environmentalism, and Darwinism and Intelligent Design. So an open mind would come in handy, for reasons that you will see.
For those of you unfamiliar with the Politically Incorrect Guides, I must first disabuse you of the notion that they have anything at all to do with
Bill Maher. Few statements could be further from the truth. The PIGs are published by Regnery Publishing, Inc., who bill themselves under the About section of their website in this way:
"Regnery launches into 2007 celebrating 60 years as the nation’s leading conservative publisher. This year promises to deliver another blockbuster lineup of all-star authors and front-page issues."
- retrieved 27 April 2008
I'm not certain what to make of the lack of updates into 2008, but apparently the publisher is still thriving and kicking. In the interests of balance, you may access their site by searching for "Regnery Publishing" in any search engine.
Unfortunately, an open mind is very difficult to maintain in the face of the change in both the conservative and liberal political movements in the past twenty years. Where in the past Regnery might have published like the late William F. Buckley, Jr., they have moved into the realm of the less civil and more shrill voices of the conservatism of recent years, voices which Buckley himself found disheartened. Authors like D'Souza and Ingraham could appear on a list of two of these latter voices. That is not to say that there are no shrill voices on the left, either, it is merely to point out that Regnery boasts of keeping many of those who inhabit "the right" so close to home.
The first thing that will probably strike the casual observer who has done any reading previously in the sciences is the fact that these books do not read in the same manner traditional science books. That is because there is very little real science in them. They are constantly broken up by small bubbles and block quotes, intended to draw the reader's attention - none too subtly - to the points which the authors and editors would particularly like to drive home.

The second thing that any careful reader will note is that these books are typically heavily referenced, with lots of squirrelly little quotes to track down if you are suspicious of the original context of what was said. However, most general readers ignore footnotes and endnotes, I am told, so really the presence of these notes is more damaging, because they deceptively convey an air of authority where none is really present.
The third thing that readers will notice is the tone of desperation. These books are written by people who want to appeal to every ugly impulse that the public has to offer. They want readers to feel as though they are being lied to, excluded, and bilked in the interests of global fantasies of catastrophe, knowledge, and humility in origins. They work themselves to a febrile sweat to make it seem to a reader that they are being laughed at by "them". I have every hope that readers are smarter than this.
Logical and ratiocinactive inconsistencies abound in the PIGs. For example, in Mr Bethell's entry, one of the bullet points at the beginning of Chapter 12 reads:
"Galileo, one of the first casualties in the alleged war between science and religion, could have avoided trouble with the Catholic Church if he had stuck to science and not ventured into theology."
-- The Politically Incorrect Guide to Science, p. 181
There are so many things wrong with that single statement that it is difficult to know where to begin with the criticism. I suspect that Bethell has never cracked, much less studied, the Dialogue Concerning the Two World Systems, for a start. It is true that Galileo's troubles with the Church were in part of his own making, but this was because he finally refused to accept the prohibition on the teaching of the Copernican model of the solar system (at the time, it would have been called "the universe"). Casting the Pope's arguments into the mouth of the character called Simplicio didn't help to assuage the Papal Father's ire, to be certain, but the inquisition had maintained a file on Galileo for years - it's still in the Vatican Library.
Much of what passes for argument in this book is the equivalent of claiming that the axiom "an apple a day" is really nothing more than a marketing tactic intended to promote the apple industry (or Big Apples) over the truer, purer pear, peach, strawberry, and kumquat industries. Of course, there is only one True and Holy Fruit, that being the banana - just ask Ray Comfort.

Mr Horner's entry into the fray,
The Politically Incorrect Guide to Global Warming and Environmentalism, which is cited on the cover as "a definitive resource to debunk global warming alarmism" by that known champion of reason, Oklahoma Senator
James Inhofe. This is perhaps the hardest of the PIGs to get through, not because Mr Horner deploys anything resembling intellectually challenging arguments, but rather because of the sheer level of miserable prose, patently false analysis, and poor editing make it seems as though the book will never end. Mr Horner is a Senior Fellow at the
Competitive Enterprise Institute, which has been described by
Media Transparency, a non-profit 501c3 examining the sources of media funding, in the following
way: "It postures as an advocate of "sound science" in the development of public policy. In fact, it is an ideologically-driven, well-funded front for corporations opposed to safety and environmental regulations that affect the way they do business." If the words "
sound science" didn't immediately cause alarm bells to toll in your head, then perhaps they should have done. In the meantime, Mr Horner's profile on the CEI website may be found
here.
To take but one example, Chapter Seven ("Melting Ice Caps, Angrier Hurricanes, and Other Lies About the Weather"), the reader is confronted with this:
"If you're going to give up your freedoms, your conveniences, and your affordable energy to them, they need to scare you. Every bad thing that's already happening becomes the fault of Manmade glboal warming. Hurricane Katrina: Global Warming. Droughts: Global Warming. Flooding: Global Warming. Too many insects: Global Warming. Too few insects:Global Warming.
"The weather is now your fault."
-- The Politically Incorrect Guide to Global Warming and Environmentalism, p 141.
Mr Horner continues by discussing the plight of the polar bear, making certain to mention, now doubt out of an amused perversity, that they feed upon baby seals (or seals in general, or anything else they can get their claws around), thus, in his mind, presenting a conundrum for environmentally-minded individuals who previously balked at the slaughter of seals by unfettered hunters. However effective polar bears may be as hunters, though, their present status is not rosy, as Mr Horner would have his readers believe. Recently cited studies in the Wikipedia article on
polar bears suggest that "The polar bear is classified as a vulnerable species. Of the 19 recognized polar bear sub-populations, 5 are declining, 5 are stable, 2 are increasing, and 7 have insufficient data." Oh, and by the way, Mr Horner, Vice-President Gore never claimed that polar bears were unable to swim (sidebar, p. 141: "Most polar bear populations are thriving, (even if Al Gore falsely says they cannot swim)." (
sic)). Mr Gore indicated in
An Inconvenient Truth that polar bears were indeed swimming, for such a great distance between ice floes where the polar cap had been contiguous within the past century, and that sometimes they drowned from exhaustion before they could reach land.
It is the fact that so much dissection is required on one tiny section of the book - a mere three pages - which makes the PIG to Global Warming and Environmentalism so manifestly horrible. Another example: on page 135, Mr Horner laments the inaccuracy of climate modelling, claiming that it is a poorly attested and inexact science. In part, he states that: "In short, models cannot "hindcast" past climate. As such, they cannot reliably forecast, the precise use to which they are put. No GCM (General Circulation Model) has yet replicated the medieval or Roman climate events. The models are simply not real world." Are they not, solely because they can't accurately retrocast the weather conditions on the Ides of March in 44 BCE? Is that really what you want to say? Who, exactly, is your source in the Classical world for weather observations on a day by day basis? Climate models indicate trends. They indicate strong probabilities, based upon observations of the natural world of the present, applied as predictive to the past and future. But to suggest that they can't be trusted because they fail to predict the weather in Roman times to a non-scientist's arbitrary standard is a fundamental logical fallacy. Scientific models and theories are self-correcting, based on data. The same, alas, can not be said for willful ideological ignorance.

Focusing, then, on
The Politically Incorrect Guide to Darwinism and Intelligent Design by
Jonanthan Wells. Dr Wells was already known to me, having previously penned the infamous
Icons of Evolution: Why Much of What We Teach About Evolution Is Wrong. (Interestingly, my second-hand copy is like a classic undergraduate textbook - highlighted heavily in the first chapter or two, and then completely pristine for the remaining ten. I guess that creationists get bored even with their own fabrications?) As you can learn pretty easily, Dr Wells has something of a chequered history due to
Icons, and his association with the Disco Instititute. So what, knowing Dr Wells, can you expect from the PIG volume that wasn't in
Icons?
The short answer to this question is "nothing". The PIG volume in some ways serves as a way to update Icons, without, it might be added, taking advantage of the update to answer some (or indeed, any) of the criticisms levels at the book from multiple sources. But it is the crassness of this volume that disturbs me as much as anything.
For a start, and as in all of the PIG volumes that I examined, the book modestly pulls out, under its "Books You're Not Supposed to Read" side bar,
Icons. To be fair, that could have been an editorial or layout call, and not Dr Wells'. However, its tired harping on the usual litany isn't that much different from
Icons, which was pretty thoroughly refuted eight years ago. Either the boys at the Disco really believe the distorted worldview that they peddle, or they have incredibly short memories. Given the existence of the
Wedge Document, I know which one I am more likely to believe.
More revealing, perhaps, is a similar plug for Dr Richard Weikart's 2004 opus,
From Darwin to Hitler, which I have briefly
discussed previously. Dr Weikart is one of the the scholars who makes an appearance in the Creationist roadshow film featuring Mr Ben Stein as "man in search of the opinion that he has already formed", and therein looks on sympathetically as he explains that the evils of the National Socialists in the Germany of the 1930s and 1940s were due, in fact, to Darwin.
In reality, much of what we read in Dr Wells' volume served as the ideological foundation for
Expelled. There is a sadly triumphal note at the end of the
PIG to Darwinism and Intelligent Design, which merits quotation and refutation:
"Darwinism will lose, most importantly, because of the evidence. Even though Darwinists have had almost 150 years to find some, the evidence for their view is underwhelming, at best. Otherwise, we wouldn't be reading almost every month about some discovery or other that finally "proves" it."
-- The Politically Incorrect Guide to Darwinism and Intelligent Design, p. 198.
What a spectacular reversal of reality, wherin fact and fantasy are cunningly swapped. The amazing thing about the last 150 years has not been some paltry show of meaningless fossils touted as evidence, as Dr Wells would have his readers believe. What is amazing is that the discoveries do indeed keep coming, and that with each new one, another link in the chain that forms the history of evolved life on this planet is forged and worked into place. The list of transitional fossils, of mutually supported areas of theory (genetics and paleontology, genetics and developmental biology, et cetera), have left evolutionary biologists and other scientists in a stronger position than ever to illuminate the mysteries of life on Earth. Dr Wells would, it seems clear, prefer the darkness, which he and his colleagues and ideological brethren have worked to foster for ten times the 150 years allotted to science to "find evidence".
Here are some final thoughts:
The PIGs also appear to be a curious mixture of disconnects, for lack of a better word. On the one hand, they eschew any whiff of a connection with what anyone might consider proper, creditable institutions, and continally speak, in all of their volumes, of how "big science" and "big academia" are out to get both them, the PIGgy authors, and you, John and Joanna Q. Public. But notice, in many cases, that they go to great pains to point out that they themselves, the PIGgy authors, are PhD holders: it's prominently featured on the covers of the books. So the message there is what, exactly? "I have a degree, so I know what I'm talking about, but all of the thousands of others of degree holders, they're full of sawdust and hatred for your freedoms?" It also speaks to a certain level of insecurity - how many authors who aren't writing complete and utter twaddle and yet hold some advanced degree insist on reference to that degree appearing on the book cover? In terms of a logical fallacy, it is an appeal to authority. However, in this case, it's not really an authority at all, but more an animated fiction, a caricature of what authority might be like.
Finally, for books that are routinely shelved in the Science section of bookshops around the US, these are not books about science. As with Expelled, there's hardly any science in them. In place of science? The constant sound of drums, beating out the same misinformation, in the desperate hopes that a lie repeated may eventually be accepted as truth.
Other References and Reviews
Here are some other reviews of these titles, for comparison and reference (and I will come back and add to this list as I find new reviews):
- The Politically Incorrect Guide to Darwinism and Intelligent Design by Jonathan Wells
- The Politically Incorrect Guide to Global Warming and Environmentalism by Christopher C. Horner
- A Favourable Review at No Blog of Significance, which repeats without criticism the "shadowy world body wants to force the West to de-industrialise" line of "reasoning"
- The Politically Incorrect Guide to Science by Tom Bethell
- Finally, for some much-needed comic relief: 90% True has its take on the books, and...
- ... another bit of comic relief, courtesy of Uncyclopedia: The Politically Incorrect Guides
Afterword
You may notice that while typically I link to these books through Amazon so that you can order them if you want, I can't, in good conscience, put those links here. These books foist such a catastrophic load of nonsense onto unsuspecting readers that it simply seems ludicrous to even consider paying for them. I can't even recommend nicking them just to get them out of the shops, as the big chains would only absorb the loss and order more, and it would hurt smaller shops. And it would be wrong. So here are my suggestions, if you still want to order or obtain these titles (because, presumably, you dislike the level of misery in your life and wish to increase it):
- Check your local library. Unsurprisingly, uncritical library circulation managers will have obtained these titles for their library systems (and that's good, that's the way that the system is supposed to work), and probably even shelved them with the science books. I like scanning through my two area library systems to see what they have, and then placing requests, because you never know when something will actually turn up - and then twenty-one titles arrive on the same day and you have no time to read them. It's the best.
- Check your local second-hand bookshop. I have never bought a book by any supporter of ID or creationism new - they turn up with surprising regularity at places like Half-Price Books, so check around.
- Check online second-hand bookshops, like ABEBooks. No matter where you are in the world, you can probably find a copy of whatever it is that you're looking for on ABE.
- Yes, I also realise that you could use my Amazon search box to order these titles, if you chose to do so. That's up to you - but, again, do so at your own risk.
But, most of all, arm yourself well with real science, and then read a PIG. You may even try to do so sympathetically. It might help. Ask questions of your friends and colleagues and science bloggers, if you need help with something. But read these books, in order to learn not only what the forces of unreason think, but what you think. It is by challenging our own conceptions about the world and what we think we know that we learn anything. And that, unfortunately, is the only use that I can conceive for these books.
EDIT 28 May 2008: Edits for HTML fixes and clarity - lost a few things from my original document in the copying process.